Diamonds and Dicks

inbalanced:

me:

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you:

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the-vashta-nerada:

it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family

duchessofdeviance:

role model

blackromney:
babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping